I Love You Darling, But...

Do you remember any of your ex's saying the following? 
Well you’ll be glad that they’re out of your life once you remember their annoying habits, take a look and see if the following list stirs any memories...

ARIES
MAN: Always knows a short cut even though it takes you miles out of your way.
WOMAN: Can’t wait to tell you a secret.
BOTH: Act first, think afterwards.

TAURUS
MAN: He is always right, his is the only way.
WOMAN: Has no sense of time.
BOTH: Are hopeless at repeating jokes or messages.

GEMINI
MAN: A little backward in coming forward, you can lead him but never drive him.
WOMAN: Happier with a safety pin than a needle and thread.
BOTH: Need a gun to get them up in the morning, or to bed at night.

CANCER
MAN: Over considerate, like when you’re half way across a crowded restaurant and he calls to tell you where the loo is.
WOMAN: Won’t move outside the door unless every hair and eyelash is in place.
BOTH: Take too long over every detail.

LEO
MAN: Thinks nothing of telling your friend how much you paid for your new coat.
WOMAN: Over house-proud and over protective.
BOTH: Must have the last word.

VIRGO
MAN: He’s very punctual, but won’t understand others aren’t the same.
WOMAN: Waits until you’re miles from home before she remembers she’s left the cat in the oven.
BOTH: Cant help doodling.

LIBRA
MAN: Always tells you what a mess you look, after you’re out.
WOMAN: Just can’t help flirting.
BOTH: Are tops as critics.

SCORPIO
MAN: Can’t keep his hands off his tie.
WOMAN: Asks what you’d like for tea and then serves something completely different.
BOTH: Clumsy, in a nice way.

SAGITTARIUS
MAN: Thinks nothing of bringing friends home - when you’re not prepared.
WOMAN:  Spends all the housekeeping money on things she didn’t want anyway.
BOTH: Manic finger tappers.

CAPRICORN
MAN: Can make popping out for a minute last two hours.
WOMAN: Always wise after the event.
BOTH: Backseat drivers.

AQUARIUS
MAN: Always runs out of cigarettes and then smokes yours.
WOMAN: Always takes a suggestion as a promise.
BOTH: Talk too much.

PISCES
MAN: Can’t help the nervous action of pulling or scratching his nose.
WOMAN: Uses chairs and floor as a wardrobe.
BOTH: Never bother about an ashtray when there’s a floor handy.