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Why You're Wonderful

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Find out if you're typical of your sign with Sarah Bartlett's guide.

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ARIES
Why You're Wonderful
Potent and sexy, the opposite sex can't get enough of your wild side.
You always act like a hero/heroine when others need help.
You know where you're going, and why.

Why You're Impossible
You hate waiting for sex.
You want to do everything your way.

Your Secret Side
You're your own worst critic, but you won't admit to it.

ARE YOU A TRUE ARIES
Getting your way is more important than listening to advice.
Pushy and independent, you need to be in a career where you're in charge.
You love acting on impulse and being first to think of an idea.
Equality with your partner is essential.
Sexual competition gets your adrenalin racing.

MATCHES:  Capricorn for mutual ambition; Sagittarius for adventurous sex; Libra for romance and social fun;  Aquarius for freedom.

DON'T GO THERE  Scorpio's too controlling, Leo's too self-centred, Virgo too judgemental.



TAURUS
WHY YOU'RE WONDERFUL
Your partner just can't get enough of your sensual aura.
When you make a promise you always keep it.

WHY YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE
One day you're incredibly extravagant, the next tight-fisted.
You can be very possessive about your lover.

YOUR SECRET SIDE
A candlelit dinner for two is an adrenalin boost.
At work you are much more ruthless than you make out.

MATCHES
Scorpio for utter erotic bliss; Virgo for evenings of romance; Cancer for sexy feasts and sharing the bath; Capricorn for commitment.

DON'T GO THERE
Sagittarius is too free-spirited; Gemini unreliable; Pisces too restless.

ARE YOU A TRUE TAURUS?
Nature is more important than hi-tech living.
You adore people who make you laugh.
You're swayed by beauty, whether it's a painting or a face.
When you are determined to achieve something, nothing will stop you.
You love to show how creative you are in the kitchen or bedroom.



GEMINI
WHY YOU'RE WONDERFUL
You always put a smile on other people's faces.
Lovers find your witty, lighthearted approach to life magical.
Pals adore your gossip and your cheek.

WHY YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE
You can't keep a secret.
Making up your mind where to eat out drives your partner mad.

YOUR SECRET SIDE
You flirt with your best-friend's lover.
All that superficial fun disguises a very sensitive soul.

ARE YOUR A TRUE GEMINI?
You seduce with all the right words.
You're happier socialising than staying in alone.
Ideas fly into your mind, but sometimes you forget the best ones.
You often have two lovers, in case one rejects you.
You'd rather know the truth than live in a dream-world.

MATCH:  Sagittarius for outrageous fun; Libra for romance; Virgo to test your wit and nerve; Pisces to take you to places in your heart and soul you've never been before.

DON'T GO THERE: Capricorn is too bossy, Scorpio too jealous,  Cancer too emotional.



CANCER
WHY YOU'RE WONDERFUL
You are always sensitive to how others feel.
Once you include someone in your sacred personal space, you'll do so for life.
You are totally loyal to your tribe of family, colleagues and friends.

WHY YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE
Your moods swing like a pendulum.
You take things very personally and then react defensively.

YOUR SECRET SIDE
You are very ambitious and will hunt out the top positions.
You're restless, unpredictable, and sexually wild.

ARE YOU A TRUE CANCERIAN?
You often can't chose between a cosy home life and a powerful career.
At work you need to make your desk or office your nest.
You're a match for anyone who tries to seduce you.
You can't resist looking after other people Sexually, you're very aware of what does, and doesn't turn you on.

MATCHES
Capricorn for backing your career ventures, Scorpio for sexual equilibrium, Taurus for cosy nights in, Libra for making sense of everything.

DON'T GO THERE
Leo might squash your dreams, Sagittarius just won't stay put, Gemini twice as unpredictable and unreliable as you.



LEO
WHY YOU'RE WONDERFUL
Glamourous, fun-loving and sizzling with energy, you are everyone's best friend.
Lovers adore your flamboyant sexual style.
You're totally loyal and committed when you know your partner is too.

WHY YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE
If you can't have your way, you'll storm out of the room.
You loathe being ignored, and must be centre of attention.

YOUR SECRET SIDE
You'd love to be famous.
Sexually, you're inexhaustible and love to dominate.

ARE YOU A TRUE LEO?
You love luxury and stylish clothes.
If you don't get praise for your talents you sulk.
You have to be in a high-powered career or at the top of your profession.
You're the social lion about town.
Admirers with celebrity or VIP status turn you on.

MATCHES:  Sagittarius for nerve and sexual dynamism; Scorpio for steamy nights; Libra for romance.

DON'T GO THERE:  Pisces is too busy dreaming, Gemini unreliable, Aquarius too independent.



VIRGO
Why you're Wonderful
Thriving on the world of words, you can get your message across to anyone.
You always look impeccable.
That virtuous smile hides a very wicked libido.

Why You're Impossible
You are quick to point out your partner's flaws or mistakes.
Bragging about how knowledgable you are, drives your pals mad.

Your Secret Side
You're a dreamer when your partner's not there, and not as down-to-earth and practical as you make out.
You loathe dirty fingernails.

ARE YOU A TRUE VIRGO?
If you worship your job, you're most efficient person in the company.
You identify with workaholics and dieticians.
Dedication and responsibility are what motivates you.
You have a specific place for everything.
Your partner must be sensually aware of your needs.

Signs who match:  Taurus for reliable sex, Capricorn to support your ambitions, Leo to light your fire, and Pisces to dream with.

Don't go there: Gemini is too fickle, Cancer too demanding, and Sagittarius always out when you need them.



LIBRA
WHY YOU'RE WONDERFUL:
Utterly charming, you genuinely want to please.
Above all else, you want a romantic and loving relationship.
Peace, harmony and compromise come naturally to you.

WHY YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE:
Being so idealistic, you never seem to be happy with what you've got.
You often take a high moral ground, just to prove a point.
You'd rather look good than make a decision.

YOUR SECRET SIDE: Unfairness makes you sad, but you always keep smiling.

ARE YOU A TRUE LIBRAN?
Love simply makes the world go round.
You need beautiful people around you, particularly your lovers.
You need a career that gives you time for your love life.
Seduction is an art you don't need to perfect, you already have.
You'd rather be friends with everyone, than have confrontation.

MATCHES:  Gemini for charming conversation, Aries for fiery sex, Virgo for perfect bliss. Taurus for closeness.
Don't Go There: Leo's too self-centred, Cancer too confused, Scorpio too demanding.



SCORPIO
Why You¹re Wonderful
Witchy and wise, you can sexually inspire anyone you want.
You are passionate about life and love.

Why You¹re Impossible
You can become totally obsessed with a person When you want someone or something, your tactics are very manipulative.

Your Secret side
Controlling relationships is a way of defending your vulnerability.

ARE YOU A TRUE SCORPIO?
Friends know they can trust you with their secrets.
Rivals know not to cross your path.
You are intensely probing, but give little away about yourself.
For you, sex and love are inseparable.
You're turned on by partners who'd die for you.

MATCHES:
Taurus for sexual dynamite; Leo for romance, glamour and money; Cancer for understanding you.

DON'T GO THERE: Gemini is too lightweight; Aquarius too self-concerned; Virgo too worried about changing the sheets rather than getting tangled up in them.



SAGITTARIUS
WHY YOU'RE WONDERFUL
By being an eternal optimist, you inspire friends and lovers.
For you, sex is a celebration of life.
You're independent and spirited.

WHY YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE
Restlessy searching for new experiences, you rarely relax.
You make wild promises you can't keep, but expect others to keep theirs.

YOUR SECRET SIDE
You need personal freedom more than anything in the world, and are happiest single.

ARE YOU A TRUE SAGITTARIAN?
You prefer to travel than to arrive.
Domesticity is the last thing on your mind, sex is the first.
You're often tactless because you speak before you think You need a fast-paced and  action-packed career.
You love the unknown, or anything which challenges your mind. Particularly strangers.

MATCHES
Gemini for hilarious romps, Aquarius for a free-spirited friendship, Pisces for leading you astray, Aries for sexual dynamite.

DON'T GOT THERE
Cancer prefers home-cooking to impulsive nights out, Virgo wants answers when you want to ask questions, Scorpio won't let you out of their sight.



CAPRICORN
WHY YOU'RE WONDERFUL
You're the classiest lover on the planet.
Polite and stylish, you're a complete professional.
You can make your dreams come true.

WHY YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE
You're more interested in money than who has it.
In love, you can be colder than an iceberg.

YOUR SECRET SIDE
On the outside you're self-sufficent, inside you're vulnerable.
You're a hopeless romantic.

ARE YOU A TRUE CAPRICORN?
A clock-watcher and time-keeper, you're a stickler for routine.
Working your way up the success ladder is top of your wish-list.
You're really serious about love and mutual respect.
You believe in responsibility, duty and above all the power to run your own life.
You have an extraordinary memory for every detail.

MATCHES:  Taurus for long-term success; Aries for a glamourous liaison; Virgo for reliability; Cancer for romance.

DON 'T GO THERE: Gemini's too flippant; Sagittarius's too restless; Pisces is just never there.



AQUARIUS
WHY YOU'RE WONDERFUL
You believe in independence and don't resent your partner's freedom.
Because you're a sexual maverick the opposite sex drool after you.
You know that universal love does make the world go round.

WHY YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE
You ask for things you want in a very roundabout way.
Just to wind your partner up you often make provocative statements.

YOUR SECRET SIDE
Beneath that cool exterior is a very romantic soul.
You get jealous, even though you always deny it.

ARE YOU A TRUE AQUARIUS?
Your ideas and opinions are more important to you than anyone else's.
You ask for sex in the most outrageously public places, just to shock.
Career goals are often more important than finding a soul-mate.
Sex and love aren't necessarily part of the same package.
You identify with free-thinking, progressive friends

MATCHES:  Sagittarius for letting you be a freebird, Leo for passion personified, Libra for intellectual stimulation,  Gemini for a hoot.

DON'T GO THERE:  Taurus is too demanding, Cancer too sensitive, Scorpio too possessive.



PISCES
WHY YOU'RE WONDERFUL
Sensitive and sensual, you are the ultimate secret romantic.
You always care about your true friends.
You rarely argue and are always the peace-maker.

WHY YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE
Making decisions is never easy.
You often escape from reality rather than face it

YOUR SECRET SIDE
You need someone to understand your changeable nature.

MATCHES: Cancer for soulful sex, Virgo for security, Scorpio for drama.

DON'T GO THERE: Leo is too volatile, Taurus too stubborn, Aquarius too analytical

ARE YOU A TRUE PISCES?
You would rather drift off to a party than sort out the bank statements.
You feel compelled to rescue others more than look after yourself.
You need to work in a low pressure environment or an artistic career.
You're often confused about your role in a relationship.
You need a sensitive compassionate lover to feel truly adored.

 

 

 

 

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