Cancer
Absolutely Crabulous
by Jason Caddy
The annual red crab invasion of Christmas Island is definitely worth a watch on YouTube. These little critters carpet the island in a bright red block of colour, undeterred by houses, people, roads and cars as they mass migrate from one side of the island to the other.
Leo
The Rightful Air
by Jason Caddy
Madonna’s private jet was once barred from taking off from London because of ‘royal movement’. Turns out the real Queen had earmarked the same time slot, causing Leo Madonna to remark in a documentary conveniently capturing the entire episode: “There’s only room for one queen in that country.”
Virgo
The Food of Love
by Jason Caddy
In the song Sexual Healing Marvin Gaye sings “I’m hot just like an oven, I need some lovin.’” Virgo’s more of a slow cooker.
Libra
Poetic Justice
by Jason Caddy
I once read somewhere that most army generals in history were born under this sign. I bet they came home from the battlefield to a peaceful home life. Libra can be assertive publically, but prefers to stand-down in private.
Scorpio
Ahoy, Matey
by Jason Caddy
Holidaying in a sunny costal town with a sea of bare arms I spotted five Scorpio tattoos in just one day. This got me thinking about how proud Scorpio is of their sign’s well-documented sexual prowess.
