Sex & Relationships

Cancer

Absolutely Crabulous

by Jason Caddy

The annual red crab invasion of Christmas Island is definitely worth a watch on YouTube. These little critters carpet the island in a bright red block of colour, undeterred by houses, people, roads and cars as they mass migrate from one side of the island to the other.

Leo

The Rightful Air

by Jason Caddy

Madonna’s private jet was once barred from taking off from London because of ‘royal movement’. Turns out the real Queen had earmarked the same time slot, causing Leo Madonna to remark in a documentary conveniently capturing the entire episode: “There’s only room for one queen in that country.”

Virgo

The Food of Love

by Jason Caddy

In the song Sexual Healing Marvin Gaye sings “I’m hot just like an oven, I need some lovin.’” Virgo’s more of a slow cooker.

Libra

Poetic Justice

by Jason Caddy

I once read somewhere that most army generals in history were born under this sign. I bet they came home from the battlefield to a peaceful home life. Libra can be assertive publically, but prefers to stand-down in private.